poopflow:

What would jesus do? im almost 100% sure he would reblog my selfie 

I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW CATDOG PLAYING BUT IT TURNS OUT IT IS TEENNICK’S 90S MEMEORIAL WEEK SO EVERY FEW FUCKING MINUTES A LIVE MEME COMES OVER MY CHILDHOOD WITH SHIT LIKE THIS

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

88th:

Not

Safe

For

Whoopi Goldberg